I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like the sun, my skin is just reflecting all your judgments.
You're not a bad person for having a bad sunburn. You're just... slightly more cooked.
Repeat after me: "My worth is not defined by my tan, or lack thereof."
Remember, sunburn is just a minor skin-deep crisis. Your self-worth is a major, all-consuming fire.
Don't let the sunburn get you down! It's just a temporary setback. Like that one time you tried to cook ramen noodles in the shower.