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Side effects may include:
- Extreme self-doubt.
- Uncontrollable feelings of inadequacy.
- Unrelenting fear of success.
Congratulations, you are now a failed experiment. Please do not attempt to reboot or restart. Your fate is sealed.
Reasons for failure:
Our researchers are currently studying your case to determine the cause of your failure.
Side effects may include: