You Are Not Alone

You are not alone in the universe. There are 7.5 billion other humans just like you, all trying to find their place in the cosmos.

But sometimes it feels like you're alone, doesn't it? Like the stars are just a bunch of twinkling lights in the sky, and nobody's looking out for you?

Well, don't worry! You're not alone, because we're here to tell you that you're not alone. And if you're feeling really alone, just click this link to find out more about Your Not Alone Is A Club.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can check out our Paranoid Neighborhood Watch, where we'll be watching out for you, and also judging you.

And if all else fails, just take a deep breath, and remember: You Are A Human.

Stay strong, friend.

Your Mom Is Probably Watching (just saying).