Welcome, self-doubter. Please, for the love of all things sane, click on one of the links below.
Are you tired of making every single decision with a healthy dose of existential dread and crippling self-doubt? Do you find yourself constantly second-guessing every move you make, like a digital-age Hamlet?
Well, you're in luck! Below, we have curated a selection of subpages that cater to your specific brand of self-doubt.
Because, let's be real, who needs human interaction when you have a furry friend to confide in?
Don't worry, you'll just Google it. And by Google, I mean you'll probably end up on a Wikipedia page for 3 hours.
Ha! You'll never know until you do it. Or, you know, just don't.
Marriage is like a game of Jenga. All that's missing is a 20-year mortgage.
Just think about it for 37 different times, and then go to a random tattoo parlor and ask for "Surprise Me!"
Or, you know, just click here to Just Keep Going. Because, let's be real, it's not like the universe is going to end or anything.
Or, you know, you can just Just Stop Trying. Because, honestly, that's probably what you're doing anyway.