You've been overthinking this decision for weeks, months, or years.
The Pros and Cons List (a.k.a. The Ultimate Decision-Maker) What Do I Really Want? (a.k.a. The Self-Discovery Game) What Will I Be When I Look Back at This Decision in 20 Years? Take the Lesser of Two Evils, Choice 2Or just get the dog. They're fine. Really.
Just Get the Dog