I'm not prophets, I'm just confused

I'm stuck between two options and can't decide. Do I wear the plaid shirt or the striped ones?

Maybe I'll just take a nap and hope the answer comes to me in a dream?

Or maybe not...

I_goals

Goals are for the birds, or so I've heard.

Or maybe I'll just stare at this blank piece of paper and wait for inspiration?

Wait, what was I just saying...

I'm stuck on the hamster wheel of indecision

Round and round I go, but never get anywhere.

Maybe I'll just eat a whole pizza by myself?

It's not the answer, but it's a good start.

Or maybe I'll just call a professional? Ha!

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Or maybe I'll just do the opposite of what I want to do

That's what they call 'artistic expression'.