Manifesto of Self-Indecision
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we are utterly, completely, and totally unsure about everything.
We reject the idea that certainty is an achievable state of being. It's a myth, a lie, a cruel joke played by the universe.
We affirm that self-doubt is a fundamental human right, and we demand its recognition and celebration.
We will not be swayed by facts, nor will we be convinced by reason. We will not be silenced by the voices of reason or the pangs of conscience.
For we are the champions of self-indecision, and we will not be defeated.