Quantum Eraser: because sometimes you just need to delete the past.
You've stumbled upon an experimental device that can erase any thought, memory, or regret. Be careful what you wish for.
Features:
- Deletes embarrassing social media posts
- Removes the sting of a bad haircut
- Erases the existence of your in-laws
- Wipes away the memories of a terrible first date
- Deletes your Netflix history
Side effects may include:
- Loss of identity
- Disconnection from reality
- Increased reliance on social media
- Mild to severe existential crisis