You Should Have Gotten Up Earlier

It's not like the world is going to end today. Probably not. Possibly not even tomorrow.

Or ever.

But you still have a few minutes to waste on this page.

Why not spend them reading about the Why Can't I Just Press Snooze? problem?

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Why Can't I Just Press Snooze?
What If I Never Get Out of Bed?

Or, you know, just close this tab and go back to sleep.