The Self-Loather's Guide to Social Media Scrolling

Welcome to the never-ending abyss of self-doubt, where the only thing more infinite than the void is your own uncertainty.

In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the essentials of scrolling through social media with reckless abandon, ignoring the existential dread that threatens to consume you whole.

Learn the art of scrolling for solace, where you can find temporary relief in the form of cat videos.

Master the art of making paralyzing pauses between likes and comments, because sometimes the world just needs to slow down.

Discover the thrill of making phantom connections with people you'll never meet, but pretend to care about.