EPIC SELF-DOUBT THERAPY PLAN

Step 1: Acknowledge the crushing weight of your own insignificance in the grand tapestry of existence.

Step 2: Develop a complex, existential crisis over the meaninglessness of it all.

Step 3: Spend an inordinate amount of time questioning your life choices, from that one questionable tattoo to that one questionable haircut.

Step 4: Engage in a series of increasingly absurd self-help rituals, such as staring at a blank wall for 4 hours or reciting the entirety of 'The Iliad' backwards.