Why Can't I Just Be a Ghost?

Phase 3: The Agony of Self-Existence

It's like, I just wanna float through walls, you know? Be a specter of doom, a harbinger of dread... but no, I'm stuck here, stuck on this rock, with these pesky feelings and needs.

Why can't I just be a ghost? Is it too much to ask for a little spectral liberation? Apparently so, judging by the constant reminders from my aunt, "Get a job, get a life, get some self-esteem!" Ugh.

Maybe it's just a matter of reconfiguring my molecular structure? Or perhaps a simple matter of rebranding as a poltergeist? Either way, the struggle is real.

Ghostly Identities: A Guide to Rebranding Your Existential Crisis | Phase 4: The Existential Crisis