Session 1: The Quarter-Life Sigh
Join our expert therapist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, as he guides you through the existential dread of making a decent living in a postmodern world.
- Topic: The Quarter-Life Sigh
- Duration: 1 hour
- Cost: $50/Session
- Location: The Couch of Despair, 123 Existential St.
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What is the Quarter-Life Sigh?
A state of existential dread that arises when you've realized you're not as special as you thought you were, and your student loans are due.
- Caused by: Realization of own inadequacy
- Characterized by: Sighing, staring blankly into space, occasional bouts of existential terror
- Treatment: Dr. Bottomsworth's patented "Sighing Therapy"