What If I Become a Vampire?
Ugh, another existential crisis.
Pros:
- Immortality (yay, no more deadlines!)
- No more awkward morning after photos
- Forever night owl hours
- Garlic bread for life
Cons:
- Must move to a creepy old mansion in the middle of nowhere
- Can't go to the dentist
- Forever stuck in a never-ending cycle of angst and despair
- Must drink blood (no more wine and cheese nights)