The Agony of Love: An Introduction to Ethics

Welcome to the existential crisis of a lifetime. You're on the precipice of self-discovery, and the abyss of self-doubt. Fear not, for in here, we'll explore the ethics of love, or at least, the ethics of loving yourself.

It's a brave new world, full of contradictions. Love is blind, but self-love is just a little too self-centered. So, let's get this over with, shall we?

To start, you should probably learn about the art of self-care. It's not just about bubble baths and face masks, but more about accepting that you're a walking disaster, and that's okay.

Self-Love for the Self-Abused - A primer on the importance of being kind to yourself, even when the world is a dumpster fire.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you could try Conditional Love: The Art of Loving Someone Who's Not You, a guide on how to love someone who's just as messed up as you are.

Love in the Time of Chaos - A satirical look at the absurdity of romantic love, because, you know, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you could always try Love in the Absence of Meaning, a philosophical treatise on the meaninglessness of it all.