What to learn today
Today, you should probably learn how to make a decent grilled cheese.
It's not that hard, and you can do it.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, you could try your hand at making a decent omelette.
But let's be real, that's just cheating.
Don't forget to water your plants, though.
And for the love of all that is good, learn how to use your oven without setting off the fire alarm.