What Should I Learn Today?

Philosophy: Because who needs actual answers, right?

Today, let's dive into the infinite abyss of existential crises!

Recommended Reading:

• Epistemology: Because, like, what's real, anyway?
• Ethics: Because your mom still disapproves
• Metaphysics: Because the meaning of life is, like, totally unclear

Recommended Activities:

• Watch a video about the meaning of life, but not, like, too long, because, you know, attention span
• Read a book about the history of philosophy, but only if you're feeling really, really smart
• Practice your existential dread by staring at a wall for hours

Don't forget to question everything, including this advice.