3D Modeling: Where Sanity Goes to Die

What Should You Learn Today?

Today's agenda: Conquer the basics of 3D modeling, or die trying.

Here are some essential topics to get you started:

1. Modeling Basics: The Art of Pointing and Clicking

Learn the fundamentals of 3D modeling: vertices, edges, and faces. It's not as boring as it sounds, we swear.

2. Texture and Materials: Because Your Models Look Like They Were Made by a Blind Person

Discover the secrets of making your 3D models look less like they were created by a blindfolded toddler.

3. Animation: The Art of Making Your Models Look Like They're Having an Anxious Seizure

Unlock the power of animation: from the basics of keyframe animation to the advanced art of making your model's limbs flail about like a possessed marionette.

Good luck, and don't say we didn't warn you.