Today's Self- Doubt Programming Lesson:

Algorithmic Art: A Crash Course in Making Your Computer Do Your Bidding

You're about to learn how to make your computer draw a picture that looks vaguely like a cat. Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds.

But wait, what about the math?

Step 1: Choose a Color Scheme

Let's get one thing clear: you're going for a cat theme. So choose some colors that make you think "cat". Like, pick some shades of grey, maybe a little bit of pink.

Step 2: Draw a Cat

Example Code:

var cat = { whiskers: 5, ears: 2, body: { color: "#808080" }, tail: { color: "#C00000" } };