Building a Neural Network: A Self- Doubting Guide

Are you tired of just not knowing what you're doing? Do you feel like you're just winging it, hopelessly entangled in a web of confusion and self-doubt?

Well, buckle up, buttercup, because today we're going to build a neural network. Not just any neural network, mind you. No, no. We're talking about the kind that will make you laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

Step 2: Connect the Dots

Now that you've got your materials, it's time to connect the dots. And by connect, I mean not connect, because, you know, it's not like we're actually going to understand this stuff.

Step 3: Watch it All Go Up in Flames

As the hours pass, your self-doubt will grow. So will your neural network. And by grow, I mean not actually work, but that's okay. It's a self-doubting guide, after all.

And that's it! Congratulations, you've managed to build a neural network that's almost as confusing as your own self-doubt. Pat yourself on the back, friend.

Next Up: What to Expect from a Neural Network