Today's Lesson Plan: Embracing the Folly of Chaotic Iteration

Welcome, young programmer, to the delightful world of chaotic iteration! Today, we're going to dive into the beautiful mess of algorithms that will make your code resemble a kindergartener's art project.

First, let's start with the basics: Randomness as a Service, the unsung hero of algorithmic composition.

Next up: Iterative Chaos Theory, the study of how your code will inevitably descend into anarchy and despair.

And for those who want to take it to the next level: Chaos Optimization 101, the dark art of making your code more broken than it needs to be.

Don't forget to bring snacks, as the existential dread of debugging will surely work up an appetite.