Crash Course: Java Edition

You want to crash in Java? Well, you've come to the right place!

Don't worry, it's not as hard as it looks. Or is it?

Today's Crash Course:

Java Variables & Types: The Basics of Basic Programming

Today we're going to cover the basics of variables and types in Java. Because, let's be real, if you can't even remember what a variable is, how are you going to write any decent code?

What the Hell is a Variable?

And don't even get me started on types... Types of Types: The Never-Ending Story

So, buckle up, Buttercup! It's time to get your Java on!

And if you get lost, just ask for help or just crash.

Remember, it's all about the variables, baby!