Advanced Toaster API: Programming in Java for Toaster API Development

Today's Lesson: Make Your Toaster Do Your Bidding (But Only Sort Of)

Today, we're going to learn how to make your toaster perform a series of increasingly complex tasks, all using Java and the Advanced Toaster API.

Objective: By the end of this tutorial, you will be able to program your toaster to:

• Display a jaunty "BEEP BOOP" sound effect whenever it's turned on.
• Brew a mean cappuccino using nothing but a few lines of code and a packet of instant coffee.
• Write a 4-line poem about the futility of modern life.
• Perform a choreographed dance routine to "YMCA" whenever it's time to clean up the kitchen.

We'll start by covering the basics, and then move on to more advanced topics, such as:

• What is the Point of a Toaster API, Anyway?
• Why Should I Learn to Program My Toaster if I Have a Kitchen?
• Toaster API Hacking for Dummies (or Not)