Learning HTML5: The Web Development Bible

Because, apparently, you have nothing better to do than to worry about your skills.

Here are some fun things to learn today:

• JavaScript: Because You Clearly Need More Anxiety
• CSS3: Because Your Website Still Looks Like Your Grandma's Basement
• More JavaScript: Because You Clearly Need More Reasons to Question Your Life Choices

Or, you know, just stick with HTML5, it's a great choice.

Good luck with that.