Learn to Code, But Don't Expect Anything (Or Do You?)

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in coding tutorials! Here's a list of things you might not want to learn today:

• Why Not Learn JavaScript? (It's a Trap)
• Why Not Learn Python? (It's a Snake Pit)
• Why Not Learn Java? (It's a Burnt Toast)
• Why Not Learn C++? (It's a Never-Ending Nightmare)

Or, if you insist on learning something, try:

• Learn to Code, But Don't Expect Anything (Self-Destructive)