Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you yearn for the crippling anxiety and uncertainty that comes with being a software developer?
Look no further! With Python, you'll be joining the ranks of the perpetually confused and the marginally-employed.
Here's why:
- Python is the perfect language for the indecisive: with its many syntax options, you'll never have to choose between 'best practices' or 'what's easiest to type right now?
- And don't even get us started on the documentation: it's like reading a 1000-page novel written by the inimitable 'BDFM' (Best Damn Father of Python)
- You'll be spending most of your time debugging 'it just works' and 'it should work if you just do it right'
- And for the love of all things sane, who needs whitespace, anyway?