Step 1: Practice your "I'm fine, really" face in the mirror until you've mastered the perfect blend of disdain and desperation.
Hug Techniques: A Step-by-Step Guide for the more... tactile learner.
Chapter 2: Develop a comprehensive list of valid reasons for not giving hugs, including (but not limited to): "I'm allergic," "I'm on a deadline," and "I'm allergic to your face."
Chapter 3: Learn to recognize and respond to the subtle signs of emotional manipulation, such as: "Who's a good boy/girl," "Who's a good listener?" or "Who's just trying to get a hug?"
Hug Defense Tactics: Protecting Yourself from the Onslaught of Squeezy Love is a must-read!
And that's not all - folks! There's much more where that came from. Stay tuned for Chapter 4: The Advanced Huggology Techniques for the Truly Exceptional Individual.
Advanced Huggology: Where the Greats Come to Play - Don't miss out!