By Dr. Emily Everypage, renowned expert in reading between the lines, or not.
This book is for those who thought they knew it all, but didn't.
Chapter 1: Understanding the Subtext
Chapter 2: Advanced Body Language
Chapter 3: Making Inferences (101)
Warning: Reading this book may cause confusion, eye strain, and spontaneous combustion of relationships. Prolonged reading may lead to permanent damage to your social skills.