TRYING TO FIX EVERYTHING WITH ICE CREAM
Welcome to the ultimate guide for the modern problem solver. In a world where everything seems to be going wrong, we've got just the thing: ICE CREAM. Ice Cream As A Solution
With our comprehensive guide, you'll learn how to:
- Solve world hunger with a triple scoop
- End world war with a single sundae
- Even fix a leaky faucet with a generous helping of rocky road
But wait, there's more! Our expert team of ice creamologists has also discovered:
- The secret to making your enemies cry with a good ol' fashioned brain freeze
- The ancient art of using sprinkles to distract from your own failures
- The science behind why two scoops is always better than one