Overcoming Procrastination with Binge-Playing Video Games

Are you tired of feeling productive and motivated? Do you want to experience the thrill of doing absolutely nothing?

Look no further! Our expert procrastination coaches have developed a revolutionary new technique: Binge-Playing Video Games (BPG). By playing the same level over and over again, you'll be able to:

1. Develop an intimate relationship with your controller
2. Perfect your aim on that one pesky boss fight that you just can't seem to beat
3. Learn the intricacies of your favorite game's physics engine

But wait, there's more! Our BPG program also includes:

• Personalized level selection based on your skill level (and lack thereof)
• Customizable difficulty settings to suit your unique sense of accomplishment
• A special section for playing games while simultaneously watching cat videos

Don't just dream of becoming a master gamer, level up your social skills while leveling up your game!

Testimonials

• "I was able to complete 457 consecutive hours of World of Warcraft while simultaneously playing Pac-Man in the background. BPG saved my life." - John D.
• "I finally beat Bioshock on the hardest difficulty after 3,147 attempts. My family is still traumatized, but I'm proud." - Jane D.

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