Step 7: You Are Now a Professional at Doing Nothing

Congratulations! After 9 steps, you've reached the pinnacle of doing nothing. You're an expert at wasting time, procrastinating, and generally being unproductive. Pat yourself on the back!

At this stage, you're no longer concerned with productivity or efficiency. You've transcended the need for results. Your sole focus is on maintaining a state of utter relaxation, like a Zen master of the couch.

Click here for Step 8: The Art of Perfectly Average Performance, where you'll learn to balance your lack of motivation with a dash of mediocrity.