Warning: the following methods may cause temporary productivity increases, but are not scientifically proven to cure existential dread.
1. The Pomodoro of Desperation: Work for 25 minutes, then eat an entire pizza by yourself. Repeat as necessary.
2. Panic Button: Create an emergency exit strategy for when your tasks become too overwhelming.
3. Caffeine Boosters: Ingest copious amounts of dark roast coffee and hope for the best.
4. Silence the Distracters: Remove all non-essential browser tabs and hope they don't come back.