The Art of Procrastination

Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Learn how to turn a blank sheet of paper into a masterpiece of blankness.

• Read Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
• Read Chapter 2: Turning the Blank Sheet of Paper into a Masterpiece of Blankness
• Practice Procrastination

Chapter 2: Turning the Blank Sheet of Paper into a Masterpiece of Blankness

Learn how to stare at the same spot on the wall for hours without blinking.

• Read Chapter 2-1: Staring at the Wall
• Read Chapter 2-2: The Silence of the Wall

Practice Procrastination

Put the following tasks on the backburner:

• Learn to play the trombone
• Read the entire script of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy
• Count the grains of sand in the desert