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The Art of Procrastination: Turning the Blank Sheet of Paper into a Masterpiece of Blankness

Chapter 2: The Blank Page

As we discussed in Chapter 1, the art of procrastination is not just about avoiding work, but about creating a masterpiece of blankness. A blank sheet of paper, like the one in front of you, is a canvas waiting to be transformed into a work of art.

But, how do we turn a blank sheet of paper into a masterpiece of blankness? The answer lies in embracing the power of inaction.

Step 1: Stare at the Blankness

Start by staring at the blank sheet of paper for at least 30 minutes. This is not as easy as it sounds, but it's essential in developing your blankness.

Read on for more on staring at the blankness.

Step 2: Add a Dash of Indecisiveness

Now that you've stared at the blankness for a while, it's time to add a dash of indecisiveness. This is where you get to choose between writing, drawing, or simply gazing out the window.

Explore the world of indecisiveness further.

Step 3: Create a Blankness Framework

Using your blank sheet of paper, create a framework of blankness. This involves sketching out blank lines, blank shapes, and blank patterns. The more complex the better!

Discover the secrets of blankness frameworks.

Step 4: Add a Dose of Distraction

With your blankness framework in place, it's time to add a dose of distraction. This can be in the form of social media, email, or a really good video on YouTube.

Learn the art of distraction.