Self-Help for the Utterly Confused

Where the lost souls of humanity come to find themselves

Or at least, try to.

Are you lost in a sea of uncertainty? Do you feel like you're stuck in some kind of existential rut?

We offer a variety of self-help options, including:

• Therapy for the Avoidant
• Therapy for the Pretender
• Therapy for the Procrastinator
• Therapy for the Sarcastic

And many more! (Or so we claim.)

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.

Unless you're one of those people who insists on wearing plaid with polka dots. In that case, we can't help you.

Therapy for the Fashionably Challenged