Admission: Your Parents Were Wrong
Congratulations, you've finally realized that your parents were completely, utterly wrong about everything. It's a liberating feeling, isn't it?
Learn about the top 10 reasons your parents were wrong, including:
- Forcing you to eat broccoli when they knew you hated it
- Not letting you play video games for more than 30 minutes a day
- Telling you to wear those hideous, itchy sweater sets
- Forcing you to eat that one weird, green jelly bean for dessert
- Insisting you take piano lessons, even though you clearly have two left hands
- Not letting you have a pet rock (you really wanted a pet rock, didn't you?)
- Telling you to clean your room, even though it was just a matter of time before a tornado swept through and cleaned it up
- Forcing you to wear those awful, scratchy, itchy socks
- Not letting you watch more than one hour of TV a day, even though you really just wanted to watch reruns of The Price is Right
- Forcing you to eat that one weird, lumpy, gross oatmeal for breakfast every day
Don't just sit there, wallowing in your newfound freedom from parental tyranny. Take Action and do something about it!