Techniques for Effective Procrastination

1. The Art of Binge-Watching

Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. No need to think about the consequences of your actions, nor the looming deadlines. Just let the cat 8, and the catnip.

2. The Power of Social Media - A comprehensive guide to scrolling, liking, and commenting on every single post.

3. The Ancient Art of Daydreaming

Stare out the window, imagining the infinite possibilities of what could be. The possibilities of a life free from responsibilities, free from expectations, and free from consequences.

4. The Joy of Overthinking - Where the line between productivity and analysis paralysis is blissfully blurred.

6. The Futility of Reorganizing Your Folders - A step-by-step guide to rearranging your files until the end of time.

Remember, effective procrastination is not just a skill, it's an art.

7. The Science of Baking - A comprehensive guide to making a cake that will inevitably be consumed by others.