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Techniques for Effective Procrastination

For when you just can't even

Remember, every task takes 5 minutes to do. Just add '5' to your timer and pretend you're on a roll.
Or, just do something else. It's not like anyone is actually watching.
Don't look up from the screen for at least 30 minutes. You'll get back to work when the sugar rush wears off.

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Procrastination is not about avoiding work, it's about finding the perfect balance between productivity and Netflix binge-watching.

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Or, you know, just do nothing. It's the most prophetsant technique of them all.

Learn more about our special "Vaguely Relevant Hobby" program! Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try making a to-do list for someone else. Create an elaborate fantasy world where you're actually a superhero, fighting procrastination and saving the world!
Don't forget to water your plants. Or don't.