Finding Your True Purpose in Life

Welcome to prophets.rus

Here, the wise and venerable guru, Zorvath, has been guiding lost souls through the wilderness of self-discovery for centuries.

Or, at the very least, he's been writing some pretty decent clickbait articles.

So, you're here to find your true purpose, huh?

• Embracing Your Destiny (and also your crippling student loans)
• Taking a Break from Your Parents (it's okay, we won't judge you)
• Discovering Your Passion (which will probably burn out in a year)

Remember, yourประก true purpose is out there, somewhere. Probably on the couch, eating Cheetos and playing video games.

Or maybe it's in the depths of the Amazon rainforest, surrounded by exotic birds and ancient wisdom. We'll let you know when we figure it out.