Goal 11: Achieve Optimal Self-Awareness through the Art of Pretentiousness

Subgoal 1: Develop a Strong Sense of Entitlement

Believe that the universe has wronged you in every way possible, and that you are the only one who truly understands the meaning of life.

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Subgoal 2: Practice the Art of Pretentious Navel Gazing

Spend a minimum of 2 hours each day gazing at your reflection, contemplating the depths of your own magnificence.

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