Step 1: Find a comfortable couch. Not just any couch, but a truly comfortable one. A couch that says, "I'm a professional. I can take it easy, and still produce the best work of my life."
Step 2: Train yourself to do the bare minimum. Learn to excel at doing the minimum amount of work required to get by. This is the key to being a professional couch surfer.
Step 3: Master the art of making excuses. Learn to say, "I'm just taking a quick break," when in fact you've been on that break for 12 hours.
Step 4: Develop a system of productivity. Find the perfect ratio of Netflix to productivity. This will ensure that you're always getting the most out of your time.
// Example productivity ratio:
// Netflix : 90%
// Browsing memes : 5%
// Eating Cheetos : 5%
// Step 5: Surround yourself with enablers. People who will support your decision to spend all day on the couch. These are your friends and family.