Technique 4: The Art of Purposeful Procrastination

Technique 4: The Art of Purposeful Procrastination - A manifesto for those who have mastered the art of doing nothing.

The 10 Commandments of Procrastination:

• I. Thou shalt not prioritize tasks
• II. Thou shalt not create a to-do list
• III. Thou shalt not set a timer
• IV. Thou shalt not seek accountability
• V. Thou shalt not be productive
• VI. Thou shalt not make eye contact with thy responsibilities
• VII. Thou shalt not answer phone calls
• VIII. Thou shalt not send emails
• IX. Thou shalt not make eye contact with thy goals
• X. Thou shalt not be accountable to anyone

Additional Tips:

To truly master Technique 4: The Art of Purposeful Procrastination, one must also be prepared to sacrifice all sense of purpose and direction.