Advanced Manifesto Techniques: A Guide to Being Really, Really, REALLY Righteous

Technique 6: The Art of Writing a Scathing Indictment

When the powers that be have wronged you, when the system has failed, and when the coffee machine has broken down, it's time to write a scathing indictment. But not just any scathing indictment will do, oh no.

It's got to be a masterpiece of vitriolic vituperation, a work of art that will leave the perpetrators of injustice quaking in their boots.

Here's the key:

1. Use a font that screams "I'M FURIOUS"
2. Make sure your paragraphs are as long as a college essay
3. Use words that make the reader's eyes water
4. Don't forget to include some good old-fashioned ALL CAPS for emphasis

And remember, the goal is not just to rant, but to create a work of art that will be remembered for generations to come.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a scathing indictment to write...

Technique 7: The Art of Writing a Scathing Response to Unsolicited Advice

Technique 8: The Joy of Being Right, Even When Everyone Else Is Wrong