Self Help for the Utterly Confused
Level 2: The Struggle is Real
Level 4: The Desperation is Real
Level 5: The Utter Desperation is Real
Here's some advice from someone who's been there:
Don't try to adult. Just pretend you do. No one will notice.
Level 3: The Pretentiousness is Real
Or, if you're feeling really stuck:
Level 4: The Desperate Self-Help for Desperate Times
Or, if you're just plain lost:
Level 2: The Confused Self-Help for the Utterly Lost
Or, if you're just really, really lost:
Level 2: The Utterly Lost Edition
Good luck with that.