Technique 2: Over-Caffeination
Also known as "The Art of Burning Your Life to a Cigarette Ashes," this technique involves mainlining coffee until you're a jittery, wide-eyed, slightly-convulsing mess of a human being.
By consuming an entire bag of coffee grounds in one sitting, you'll be able to achieve a state of heightened awareness, where you can perceive the world in 4K, but only if you squint just right.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive sweating
- Excessive sweating
- Excessive sweating
- Excessive sweating
But don't just take our word for it! Listen to this expert advice:
"I've been over-caffeinating for years, and let me tell you, it's a game-changer." - Local Hero