For those who feel that their problems are too complex for traditional self-help techniques, we offer Technique 4: Magic.
This revolutionary method involves waving a wand, reciting ancient incantations, and making deals with mysterious beings from other dimensions.
Results not guaranteed, but highly probable. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of sanity, and an increased risk of demonic possession.
For the more advanced practitioner, we offer the Power of the Ancient Ones. This involves summoning the spirits of great self-help gurus from past centuries to offer their wisdom and guidance.
Sub-technique 7: The Power of the Ancient Ones