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Sub-Technique 5a: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
As the great philosopher, Inventor of the Couch Potato once said, "Doing nothing is doing something."
But don't just do nothing, do it with style! Create a majestic to-do list, and fill it with items like:
Watch an endless stream of cat videos, Learn the art of folding origami ninja stars, or Bake an infinite batch of cookies.
Don't worry, you're not lazy, you're just... conserving energy!
Visit the Cat Video Museum or the Institute of Extreme Origami for more information.
Remember, in the immortal words of the great philosopher, Professor McSlobbery McSlobberyface, "Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a way of life."
Go forth, procrastinators!