Step 4: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

By now, you've mastered the art of making excuses, creating To-Do lists that never get done, and optimizing your snacking schedule. But today, we're going to take it to the next level.

Here's a step-by-step guide to achieving true procrastination mastery:

1. Step 5: Inventing New Excuses
2. Optional Step 4.1: Creating A New, More Creative To-Do List Format (e.g., Comic Sans)
3. Advanced Step 4: Procrastination Through Multitasking