Congratulations! You've made it to step 2! By now, you should be questioning the fabric of reality, wondering if the coffee you just spilled on your shirt was an accident or just a metaphor for the chaos that is life. Either way, it's a good sign. You're thinking. You're introspective. You're... human.
Click here for Step 3: You are not, in fact, a sentient toaster. or But what if you are a sentient toaster? (A sub-step)