Step 4: Embracing the Futility of Adulting

At this point, you've likely realized that adulting is a myth. A cruel joke played on you by your parents and the world.

It's time to face the facts: you're not getting any younger, your student loans are still looming, and your social media followers don't actually care about your avocado toast.

But fear not! For in the face of this crushing existential dread, we offer you:

Option A: Denial

Avoidance is a viable strategy. Ignore your problems, pretend they don't exist, and maybe if you're really lucky, you'll get a participation trophy in the game of life.

Option B: Resignation

Or, you know, just give up. It's not like you had any real aspirations or dreams anyway. You can just coast on your laurels, eating Cheetos and watching reruns of The Office.

Option C: Acceptance

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can just accept the crushing reality of adulthood and try to find the humor in it. After all, someone has to pay off the national debt of student loans, right?